Bekkah Jane

[#010]

2008-01-29T09:23:21Z

Alrighty....

Just a heads up, this journal will now become my Fan-Fiction Journal. It will be tied to All Fan Fic as written by me.

For a mirror of my GJ, please friend the following journals:

InsaneJournal :- bekkahjane24

CommieJournal :- bekkahjane

those two will be updated most frequently.

[#009]

2008-01-20T05:40:58Z

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

[#009]

2008-01-18T00:17:37Z

[#008]

2008-01-03T10:10:58Z

Due to certain circumstances surfacing within my group of friends, this journal is now, officially, FRIENDS ONLY.

Please keep an eye for the banner that is yet to come.

[#007]

2008-01-02T06:21:43Z

OOooooooh...

Fangirly squee...

I have a Tinkerbell layout. Isn't she just cute?

Yay me!

However...

there seems to be a problem with my mood theme.

I click "satisfied" I get psycho bitch all teeth-gnashy at me.. Hmmmm...

[#005]

2007-12-14T23:46:12Z

*bounces around*

I'm teh awesome...

LoL.

Actually. I don't think I'm "teh anything" right now... especially as I have to go Christmas shopping >.<

Plus side?

MOCHAS!!!!!!!!!!

nymphadora @ 2007-10-17T22:35:00

2007-10-17T12:37:41Z

Okie dokie...

I'm back from Sunny Queensland. Will go into full details later.

But... can someone please tell me what's going on? I feel like I've missed out on a whole heap of gossip.

Bekkah

[#003]

2007-09-12T12:54:19Z

I'm not exactly sure where to post these, but I've been thinking about some graphics ideas to spruce up the CJ site as a whole... here is an idea I've had:

I was over at LJ and I noticed they used a pencil almost as though it's a logo, and it got me to thinking, why not Ink Blots?

Free Thought = Independant Thinking = Rorschach Testing (I think that's how you spell it any way). Well, at least that's what I think when I think about the ink blot test. You know... you're shown an ink blot and asked what you see in the image? The test itself is one to see if you're... well.."normal" or not. It was designed to help define personality characteristics between people and has been used to diagnose thought disorder and helping differentiate between Psychotic and Nonpsychotic thought patterns.

Back in the mid-twentieth Century, Free Thought or Independant Thinking was considered cause for putting someone into an Institution/Sanitarium. The best case scenario I can think of for both real life *and* fandom are these: In Real Life, my Great Grandmother lost her youngest son, the day after her middle son's 10th birthday. Her grief was enough for her family and friends to have her institutionalized for two years - at the same time; her nephew was institutionalized because he was a bit of a handful growing up. He liked to go against the grain.

In Fandom, I look to R.P McMurphy from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. There was nothing outwardly wrong with him. For all intents and purposes, he was cogent and realitively sane. His thought patterns however, were of an individualistic nature, he liked to go against the grain, liked to laugh in the face of authority and do things his own way.

Any suggestions?

[#002]

2007-09-11T13:31:19Z

Ahhhh... Susie, you will be the death of me. Yes, you will.

100words has officially been born.

:-P

It shall be a prompt community. I'm not sure if there are any here on CJ, if not, this will be the first. I'm thinking 100 words, although, I'm going to set a time limit - 101 Days from the time your claim is okay-ed, to complete your claim before the cycle starts again.

What do you think? Nothing like pressure to get people started.

{001}

2007-09-06T09:37:28Z

Welcome to Entry #1 of the Commie Journal belonging to moi.

It feels like Old School LJ... kind of. Except for the fact that, you know... I actually created a new style. So... Wicked.

And... there's a Buffy Mood theme... *Gasp!* OH! And we can have 100 icons. I haven't exactly checked out the TOS yet. But... who knows. Hmmmm... This could be the start of a little somethin-somethin. LoL

Thank you for the journal Susie!!! I Loves it!