The Girl the ESRB Warned You About

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This is a cool and new community derived mostly of gamers who are looking for friends. Really... there's been too many forum attempts in my life to count to find a place to call home, but since this is new and tiny it may work even for you. Won't you at least join and browse a bit before brushing it off?~

I find 'tis very difficult t' write a post about me tide at th' end o' me own tide, considerin' thar`s still stuff t' happen after I post. So I figured I`d start off today by talkin' about last high tide'.

By th' way, in case ye didna know, 'tis Talk Like a Swashbuckler Tide. This post be th' only thin' I do t' participate in 't tho on accoun' o' th' World o' Warcraft SwashbucklerTalk! mod drove me insane.

Yesterday, I worked me arse off. I managed t' do FOUR whole FAQ`s fer CommieJournal, make a new user profile fer that site (instead o' makin' icons), but I failed t' create a helm in Ragnarok Online or t' write. I logged into Ragnarok Online an' we somehow ended up in a guild alliance wi' th' biggest idiots. Thankfully, I wasn`t thar fer th' whole headache. Nay organization whatsoereand th' fact they only had one priest be pretty bad. I could rant more about that but 'tis nay worth 't.

We sailed' t' th' mall instead an' picked me up th' purse I wanted. `Tis so cute, I`ll be havin' t' show 't off later when I get homeport~ Super Arrrr Kitty t' th' rescue! I also got a new wallet (dasn't really match tho) on accoun' o' me old one be fallin' apart.

Then gene made me some sexy dinner an' some nice water t' drink. He`s such a genius, I swear. Really ortin' ta become a cook ♥♥♥~

Okay so that be me borin' tide last high tide'. Today be only bound t' get better on accoun' o' o' Buccanneer Talk. Arr!

Pirate Pick Up Lines
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!

I finally decided to sit down and do the girly meme that was floating 'round here for a while. Feel free to ask any questions about what exactly is in my purse 8) I plan on getting a new cute one I saw at the mall, but for now you get to see my raggidy current purse.


The file name is probably the most entertaining thing. And no, do not actually get to carry him around with me everywhere.

* Notebook - mostly for notes about work. I have a full list of interpreters in there and their numbers, just in case of emergencies.
* Two Nintendo DS game cases full of games. @_@; I need to buy another one to go with my new games.
* Tiny iPod Nano with a cute mermaid skin.
* Pink Nintendo DS Lite complete with Mewtwo and Mew charms, Pokemon Ruby, and Pokemon Pearl right in it. /dork
* Hello Kitty mint case.
* Cotton candy chapstick cause gene complains about my regular one tasting bland.
* Memory stick.
* Keys, with lot sof Sanrio goodies attached. Jack and Sally keychain too, as well as my little rag doll keychain.
* My wallet, that is falling apart.
* Dice for dueling.
* My deck and it's own deck box. For when I need to throw down in the middle of nowhere.

And my purse is covered in several Pokemon / Warcraft pins and charms. Any questions? :D

Is it too much? lol

Okay well at least kamina understands it. Every one else is just going to be wondering wtf.

Lymsleia: When I get my iphone
Lymsleia: I'm going to have the za warudo video on it (link: here)
Lymsleia: And the next time this bullshit happens
Lymsleia: I'm going to load it, point at it, and ask the teller would they like their's with fries.

Well why not post it in suggestions? Like duh :P

support, the place for all volunteers to lurk and help each other with support requests. I have sent out the following invites so far:

* [info]shamangirl: Member, Can Post, Maintainer
* [info]lucario: Member, Can Post
* [info]sephiroth: Member, Can Post

I am unsure if we're still looking for people to give support privs to (as I prefer to see them earn them slowly, but that's just me), but volunteers can not hurt. Let me know ASAP so I can edit that entry with all the correct mumbo-jumbo.

Then promote is the place for you! Every maintainer wants more members to join their communities, so promoting is the best way. Join up and post about all your communities (separate posts for each community for now, please) and watch your members increase. New to CommieJournal and looking for some places to join up? View through the tags list at promote for communities that you would be interested in.

Remember, the most communities posted about in promote, the better. So get to it please~!

YES YOU CAN POST ALL YOUR ROLEPLAYING GAME ADS HERE AS WELL!!!

Why not join addme then? It's the new* rocking community that is found on every other journal site out there. Post an introduction or just lurk in the community for new friends!

Remember, by posting an introduction you increase your likelihood to get active friends interested in your journal. So get to posting!

* So new it's running on the default layout with no user icon or custom profile. That will be changed when I get to my home computer.

21 various icons of characters from the fighting game series King of Fighters. Mostly of Kula Diamond, since she is my favorite, but there are a couple others thrown in there. Several of them are really old, some are from my old iconfiend100 challenge that was abandoned, but they are still my favorite icons.

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