A World Apart

I guess that proves how "American" I am then, eh? :p And his posh British movie!accent made me cackle!!!!

EDIT: Oh, and look! Daffy Robin Hood!!! I hadn't seen this in ages! This was one of my favorites when I was little! I loved watching Daffy hit those trees over and over, and it still makes me laugh to this day. Mwehehehe!

This one comes from my dad. To preface this a little, one of our two cars is torn up. This was coming; we all knew it. It's a really old car. But it still presents difficulties for us in getting around. Also, my dad's boss is an asshole. Which makes this even funnier.

Basically, his boss said, "I'm tired of being a social worker!" In reference to the fact that several of his employees have problems at home with their spouses or kids, and they want him to sympathize when he, in his words, doesn't give a shit. Yes, he flat out said that he does not give a shit. He is an evil man. Well, my dad sat and listened to this. And here was his response:

"Then I said... I couldn't resist this... 'Well, are you an auto mechanic, by chance? 'Cause I have a torn up car at home.' He didn't even crack a smile."

LOL! I heart my dad.

Hilarious. Poor Batman and his throat nodes the size of golf balls.

LOL, best cartoon EVER. :D

I've been a fan of "Ask a Ninja" for a while, but I don't always follow along as I should. So I was catching up, and... this one is just EPIC. Ninja explains the difference between ninjas and crazy people.

*puts down in front of Kaz, then runs to make room for the flailing and squeeing*

"Nah, Robin wanted us to look after the garage. Mostly, me and Will just hung around here and checked out Robin's frighteningly extensive porn collection," Greenleigh admitted with a grin.

OMFG! I died! So hard! FTW! *falls over*

Now it's canon. You can't take it back! Oh Lord...

You will be the death of me, girl. *tackles*

And holy shit at the rest of that post, by the way.

You know what I was thinking of? The fact that, to our characters, we are like God. And in the same way that man questions God and His decisions, like why bad things happen to good people, wouldn't they question us?

Think this could win most rambling post ever? In other words, this is long and crazy. You've been warned.

( how it might go down )

I LOL'd so hard when Kaz said this...

Kaz: "*reading from my database textbook. 'All databases have a tendency to expand with use. This expansion will occur without new information being added.' *sings* They're self-expanding like my ass!"

By the way, I owe her cookies and my soul for helping me with that impossibly hard assignment. She rocks SO MUCH!!!!

...A few days late. But it's so funny, it bears being late!

Kaz and I discuss the fact that Robin will be carrying a gun under his priest outfit and Peter doesn't want to get shot...
Me: *gesturing wildly behind me as if holding a gun* Hey, Peter, don't forget to DOOSH!
Kaz: Don't forget to douche? What the fuck?
Me: That was the gun going off! *cackle!* Don't forget to douche, Peter!
Kaz: *cackle!* Isn't douching for men called an enema?

Yes, we are highly fucked up. :D

My mom and I in the car...

Me: Cutting through five lanes of traffic ain't easy. That takes some skill. Know what I'm saying?
Mom: *smirks* I know what you're saying.
Me: Sorry, I got a little 'Dean Winchester' on you there. Didn't mean to.
Mom: Don't give me none of that Dean!
Me: HEEE!

Which led us to talking about how we're going to die if we don't get new episodes soon. And she teased me once again for the fact that she'd been telling me to watch this show for two years before I agreed to do it. :p

Are you kidding me!? In the tradition of LOLCats, there are LOLBooks! See?

My favorites:
Gaiman Cat
Upgraded Christmas Angel
Noble Steed
Star Wars!
Feels Like Burning
Cthulhu Rolls D10
School of Fail
Winged Savage Country!

So good... seriously.

Me: Hey, Robin! Look! I redid my journal so that it's dedicated to YOU! And I'm almost ready to post your fanmix. It should be ready this evening, in fact!
Robin: *working on a car... glances up* That's great, babe.
Me: ...I did it 'cause I love you.
Robin: Oh yeah. Me too. For real. *wrench wrench wrench on the car*
Me: *grimace* Could you take a ten second break maybe?
Robin: *looks up* Oh! Sorry. The job kinda--
Me: Demands all your attention. Yes, I know. Anyway, I've been thinking.
Robin: Uh oh.
Me: Shaddup. I've been thinking, since you're so lonely for sex, we could...
Robin: Well, it doesn't work that way. See, 'cause I'm your muse or whatever. And you're a human chick that sits at a computer and writes me.
Me: *deep frown* Oh.
Robin: But if I were real, I'd totally bang you.
Me: HEEE! *tackle-snuggle*

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled... not as insane... programming.

Lisa the dancing queen will appreciate this! Basically, I was sitting at my computer, listening to my iTunes and boogieing in my seat as I listened. At long last I just sighed at my own stupidity... Why I am sitting here trying to dance to this song? So I whipped out my iPod, slapped the song on there, and danced all around my room for about seven minutes straight. I'm totally winded and exhausted now (I am SO out of shape, people), but I also feel pretty awesome. I think I need to dedicated at least 5 to 10 minutes a day to dancing, even though I kind of suck. As Dane Cook would say, "I just have to dance it out!" So welcome to my new exercise regimen. We'll see how long this lasts. ;)

OMG, perfect time to use my dancing cat icon!

PS: OH! And Kaz? If you ever want to join me in making an ass of myself, feel free! We could dance it out together! LOL!

I meant to post this yesterday, but I didn't get a chance until now. This was my quote of the day, voiced by one kazuldra. Seriously, this made me laugh hysterically for at least two minutes, and she can vouch for that.

Kaz explains what insurance is for...
"It's there so that if you fart funny, you can go to the doctor before it turns into cancer."

Holy shit. Fart cancer? I died so hard.

My doggy fell asleep in my room. I adore her and don't want to kick her out, but she is cutting the nastiest farts right now! GYAH!