A World Apart

BIRD ATTACK!

Jade

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BIRD ATTACK!

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No kidding, I got attacked by a bird. Apparently, it thought I was a threat, because this little, brown bird swooped down on me and attacked the back of my head. It was beating its wings and squawking... So I batted it away, and it hit the ground. I was walking Darla at the time, so she crouched down immediately and started batting at it. It flew off, and she was jumping against the leash trying to fly after it. I swear to God, the look on her face was like, "you can pull birds out of your hair!? You're magical!" Holy shit, that was random!
  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I mean, I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but that story was so bizarre and random, it made me laugh until I almost peed myself. What a very, very strange bird! I mean, WTF?!
    • Oh, trust me, I laughed when it was happening! It was just so unexpected. I didn't even know the bird was attacking me until I told my bro. I thought it was just confused, and he was like, "no, that bird attacked you." LOL!
  • HEE! One of those stories that is really traumatic while it's happening, and absolutely hilarious upon reflection. XD
    • Like I told Ghani, I was already laughing two seconds after it was over! It was just so absurd, LOL!
  • "you can pull birds out of your hair!? You're magical!"
    AND WITH THAT ICON XDDD
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