No kidding, I got attacked by a bird. Apparently, it thought I was a threat, because this little, brown bird swooped down on me and attacked the back of my head. It was beating its wings and squawking... So I batted it away, and it hit the ground. I was walking Darla at the time, so she crouched down immediately and started batting at it. It flew off, and she was jumping against the leash trying to fly after it. I swear to God, the look on her face was like, "you can pull birds out of your hair!? You're magical!" Holy shit, that was random!
weird
I mean, I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but that story was so bizarre and random, it made me laugh until I almost peed myself. What a very, very strange bird! I mean, WTF?!
AND WITH THAT ICON XDDD