QotD
"At some point it occurred to me that the White House's depiction
of terrorism has now become so at odds with reality that they might as
well be warning us about gelatinous cubes. And, having thought this, I
could no longer not hear the phrase "gelatinous cube" whenever this guy
spoke, e.g., 'The NSA's Gelatinous Cube Surveillance Program is a vital
tool for preventing gelatinous cube attacks here at home and preventing
the spread of gelatinous cubism worldwide.' And you know they'll be
hyping the threat of owlbears again before the 2008 election." --
Matthew Baldwin (Defective Yeti),
2008-05-07