You always want to make the first post in a new blog something significant. Like the screams of a million children, or your first deliberate taste of someone else's saliva. It should throw the reader to the ground, rip a hole in the seat of their pants, and ask them who the daddy is.

This probably won't be anything like that, though.

I can't say that I have been directly affected by the events that have transpired at a certain other blognet. But I have been victim to similar events at another blog, which was flagged by automated spam bots (spam bots which later proved to be less than accurate regarding a lot of blogs). Maybe it means that I can't be consistently interesting. Maybe it's just another crap attempt by human beings to get out of actually visiting sites and making determinations as to whether or not the site has unique content or only exists to draw revenue via ads.

So here I am again. Hopefully soon I will be rejoined by many followers of WR0N9...