Daily joke, funny story, poem and quote from Jokes2Go.com (click on the item links for more) http://www.jokes2go.com/ 2008--01T00:05:02Z Jokes2Go.com info@jokes2go.com http://www.jokes2go.com/08/12/j1.html 2008--01T00:05:02Z Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what´s been going on <br> since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one <br> asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally <br> asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She´s fantastic, she sucks <br> like a real man!" http://www.jokes2go.com/08/12/s1.html 2008--01T00:05:02Z An Issaquah, Washington man apparently became frustrated with<br> his personal computer, pulled out a gun and shot it. The computer,<br> located in the man's home office, had four bullets holes in its<br> hard drive and one in the monitor. Police evacuated the man's<br> townhouse complex, contacted the irate PC owner by phone, and<br> persuaded him to come out. "We don't know if it wouldn't boot up<br> or what," says one of the police officers at the scene. <br> <br> St. Petersburg Times - July 20, 1997 <br> http://www.jokes2go.com/08/12/p1.html 2008--01T00:05:02Z A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux<br> Fell in love with a dashing young beau.<br> To entice his regard<br> She would squat in his yard<br> And appealingly piss in the snow. http://www.jokes2go.com/08/12/q1.html 2008--01T00:05:02Z Work is the curse of the drinking classes. <br> <br> - Oscar Wilde