it's five o'clock somewhere! → happy hour

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:33:54 GMT

I'm not a TNA'er, nor am I a friend of yours, Joy...but I have heard you sing more times than I care to admit in public thanks to Miz.

Funny, but appropriate for our line of work.

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 06:54:45 GMT

I swear I was concussed when I did this promo.

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:04:47 GMT

I have no icon of my video game self, but I really want one!

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:28:47 GMT

I've been into Incubus too much lately.

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:37:31 GMT

A decade ago, I never thought I would be at ~~twenty-three~~ twenty-six on the verge of spontaneous combustion. Woe-is-me. But I guess that it comes with the territory: an ominous landscape of never-ending calamity. I need you to hear, I need you to see that I have had all I can take and exploding seems like a definite possibility to me. So pardon me while I burst into flames. I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games. So pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame. Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same.

I hate Jay Reso. Hate, hate, HATE him.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:12:25 GMT

FYI, Irvine is a tool.

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:10:43 GMT

i will share in your victories and defeats, i will always be there for you.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:26:56 GMT

shadows set the mood
innocence left the room
and all i know to do
is shed a tear for you

please don't be ashamed whether you win or lose
i just want you to know that i'm proud of you
don't be afraid when your fight is through
i just need you to know that i'm here with you.

I'm kind of liking this song right now. And don't worry, I just like it, no hidden meaning.

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:01:25 GMT

If you were dead, or still alive, I don't care.

I really don't know why this makes me laugh, but it does.

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:57:31 GMT

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:23:24 GMT

Does anyone else watch the Food Network religiously, or is it just me?

Weekly Slipknot, and a prayer for good karma.

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:54:28 GMT

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 00:40:47 GMT

Before you all orgasm over my boy Joe, remember I found him first!

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:08:41 GMT

Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.

bret and butter, please pretend I didn't post this in my journal first.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:03:29 GMT

My name is Bret Harrison. You all really scare me right now, so I'm going to hide behind Missy and Punker until you guys prove harmless.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 22:59:56 GMT

Holy new people, Batman!

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:29:47 GMT

WHY CAN'T I SLEEP. AND WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY GOOD PICTURES TO MAKE FOR ICONS. AND WHERE IS JENSEN. AND CHAD.

i'm aiming to heat up the friends page.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:18:40 GMT

something has to change
undeniable dilemma.
boredom's not a burden
anyone should bear.
constant overstimulation numbs me
but i would not want you
any other way

cause it's not enough
i need more
nothing seems to satisfy
i said i don't want it
i just need it
to breathe, to feel, to know i'm alive.

finger deep within the borderline
show me that you love me and that we belong together
relax, turn around, and take my hand

i can help you change
tired moments into pleasure
say the word, and we'll be
well upon our way
blend and balance
pain and comfort
deep within you
till you will not want me any other way.

I like watchin' the puddles gather rain

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:19:00 GMT

While you contemplate it.

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:00:08 GMT

Please don't leave just yet, can you stay a moment please? We can dance together, we can dance forever.

What of it?

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:23:55 GMT

Just assuring those last minute "funniest posts" votes. As I say, if you don't know, now you know.

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:40:45 GMT

Well, it's that time of day.

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:24:41 GMT

So, I'm sitting here in my hotel and I'm thinking to myself, "Self, you've got a big day tomorrow. Do you think the fans will like your panels?" And I'm telling myself, "Self, don't stress too much. See what your friends think."

So, y'all, what's your favorite horror movie and why?

(Just humor me, I've had too much candy. Blame Jensen.)

I have no words, Olivia Newton-Padalecki. Want a new Winchester brother, Jensen?

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:15:12 GMT

...that's just wrong.

fuck it.

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:55:03 GMT

i can say it, but it won't mean a thing, 'cause i know you'll fall for each and every pretty word i sing.